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Congratulations - Sorry Real Life Is So Expensive

Congratulations - Sorry Real Life Is So Expensive

$7.00 USD
$7.00 USD
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This slightly sarcastic card is just the sentiment for a young person moving into adulthood: sorry that real life is so expensive!

From a young bride & groom to a new grad, this card is funny because it's true. Use this card to sneak them some cash and soften the blow, and you'll be remembered as the best gift giver.

Featuring a loopy "Congratulations" design with two champagne glasses. 

  • Printed 3x5" card 
  • Plastic dome for your money, with a double-sided side already attached.
  • No money is included. 

Materials

The cards are 3x5", printed on on premium cardstock. We use a small but mighty commercial printer to get super high quality prints for our customers.

The plastic domes include a double-sided sticker that is pre-attached. They add approximately .75 of height per card, requiring a box instead of an envelope or padded mailer.

Sets & Bundles

We offer sets of 2, 3, 4, 5, or 10 identical cards, and tiered pricing at at each level.

We do not split up sets or bundles. This discount is only available for packs of the same card design - if you'd like to mix & match simply place the exact cards you need in your cart!

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Super Easy To Assemble

  1. If you want to write a message on the back, do it first.
  2. Roll up your cash tightly and place it inside the dome.
  3. Carefully pull the the brown printed layer off the dome. It helps to use your fingernail on the corner, but be mindful not to pull off the to double-sided adhesive as well - that should stay stuck to the plastic.
  4. Flip your dome over and press it straight down unto the card using the printed guideline. That's it!
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  • Female Owned, US Assembled

    We are a small business, owned and operated by women! All our designs are created in house, and printed locally in Tucson, Arizona. We assemble and ship your order right here in the USA!